Friday, May 24, 2013


GUYS, it's been too long since I last posted.
I don't actually have THAT much to show you, so instead I'm bombarding you with inspiration on summer inspo cuz like SUMMER AMIRIGHT??? It's RiGHT AroUnD thE CoRneR HWHAT.
Anyway, what better to pair with a bunch of summer inspiration pictures than a ton of disposable camera photos I took in like December, right? #ALWAYSWORKS
alrighty, enjoy::
disposable camera pic I took after the White Elephant Sale of a beautiful succulent garden 
why do I kill everything I try to grow D':
Photo Flower took
Left: painting by my aunt, Lise who's amazing//Right: (Source)
ERYN,who is my lovely penpal from Canada and basically is amazing in every way,
THIS LITERALLY IS THE MOST MAGICAL THING EVER. EEEEEEEkkkk I seriously love Into The Wild soooo much.
 Part of my shrine in my room before I finished it
 Essine's photo 
Essine's (another one of my internet besties <3 <3 ) latest post 
 Another disposie pic I took after the White Elephant Sale. There were so many pretty plants and houses in this sketchy part of Oakland <3 <3
 Left: Unknown Source//Right: Urban Outfitter's catalogue
 Sources Unknown
 Aja's Photos <3 <3 <3
Another picture Hollie took
  Not to be cliché, but this scene is just so amazing and ALIVE it totally belongs here.
 Summer Goals: Run around in a full length dress like this and be beautiful like Flower
 A picture of a dress Hollie got that is literally TO DIE FOR
 VW Bus Advertisement
 Source Unknown
 10 Things I Hate About You, 1999
One of my recent journal entries.

I wanna just have a jam sesh and hang out with my friends like this and just sing a bunch of songs and play music and basically this is just amazing and I love it. 
 Two pictures I took this summer in Joshua Tree. This house was like my dream house. Minus the whole in the middle of nowhere thing. It was soooo beautiful ugh I wanna go back ASAP. 
Me in a gorg jacket that looks like a carpet bag <3 <3
 I took this when I went into the city with my dad and I was craving burritos SO MUCH and so I took a shot of the table cloth/the number card at the Mexican restaurant
 Natalie took this of me after the White Elephant Sale
Left: Essine's collage//Right: Photo I took last summer in Joshua Tree (note Virgin Guadalupe on the chair)
Me in a jacket and like matching belt. Also a flower crown I made and a velvet shirt and a velvet skirt that look like I am wearing a velvet dress. 

Alright, well sorry (or maybe you're welcome..?) for such a long post! 
I'm gonna probs take some photos this long weekend and HOPEFULLY MAKE MORE REGULAR POSTS SOON OMG I'M SO SORRY. There's like 15 days of school left or something, so. YIKES! Time to check my grades...maybe...?
Okay, I'm basically asleep cuz like what is sleep amiright?? 

Monday, May 13, 2013

I'm Just a ~~WITCH BITCH~~

It's been too long. Last week was sorta crazy, but also awesomeeee
I'm almost finished with my first shrine in art and this guys who is like ~~the bees knees~~ complimented it the other day in class and I was just like " you"
Also I got into NCS for triple jump in track because I know how to win things these days (WHAT?).
It's weird since I normally and just like NOPE when it comes to any sort of exercise.

Anyway, I've had these pictures for, like, a week but I spent forever editing them/collecting inspiration etc, but now they're finally ready to showcase! Essentially this outfit is just me trying to wear my Teen Witch shirt in a new way....whatareyagonnnado?
Okay, this post was sufficiently annoying. PICTURESS---
Headband:F21/Sunglasses: Pretty Penny/Shirt: Hollie's Etsy/Dress:F21/Socks: Sweet Dreams/Shoes:Crossroads
And here's some witchy inspiration:
Come Into The Sunshine, Rookie Shoot
 Source Unknown
 Source Unknown (someone find this and tell me what it's from because I love it)
 Source Unknown
 Wizard of Oz
Freaks and Geeks, 1999
And here's some witchy songs:

Thursday, May 2, 2013

Mrs. Frizzle Bitch Faces Too

This week has been beautiful. Because of STAR testing giving us way more allotted time than we actually need to take the test, there's a lot of extra time afterward, with which I read TWO BOOKS! I finished the second half of The Virgin Suicides and then read Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns), Mindy Kaling's memoir, which apart from being hilarious, really made me want to write a memoir of my life. Not that I actually have enough funny/interesting anecdotes to write a book, just that the idea of writing 200 pages about myself sounds very appealing. Be ready for excepts in future.
On another note, it's been extremely hot here lately, which means I break out the short skirts with no spandex or tights, awaiting teacher confrontation with a rape-culture speech loaded and ready. Also these pink 60's shades.  Also various up-do's. So you have all of that to look forward to.
Oh also, I forgot to mention that in typical me fashion, knowing I wanted to probably not have bangs for the summer, I've been growing them out (why I've had side bangs in the latest posts), but then I got all nostalgic looking over pictures from Christmas time and spontaneously chopped off that inch and a half that I had been working so hard for. But it's okay because they're gorg. Amiright or amiright?
Pink Shades: Pretty Penny/Earrings: Craft Show/Shirt: Thrift Town/Skirt: Thrift Town
I developed my disposable camera pictures recently and this is the only one I really loved (but I do love it a lot)
This shirt makes me feel like Mrs. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus teaching about plants. This seems like a great idea for a halloween costume...
On another note, I thought it was time for an update on 
Bitch Facing: New Bangs Style. 
If anyone gives you a bad time about the clothes you're wearing being "too revealing" or "inappropriate" do not attempt to hold back your feminist rage. Anyone who actually thinks that it's more inappropriate for you to wear short skirts than it is for them to say, "guys can't help themselves when you wear revealing clothes" is an asshole and deserves a rant about rape-culture yelled in their face anyway. This is how you can show them how ignorant they are and shut them up without even a word. When they start giving you a lecture, pull one of these tried and true methods and make their sexist arguments die in their throats:
The "Pointedly Raised Eye Brows" (Also Known As the "Sarcastic Approval"):

If you're feeling especially confident, maybe even add a sarcastic clap. 

The "Look of Pure Disgust":

The "Future Murder (me)":
Make sure to widen your eyes and pointedly sigh as if you cannot believe this is happening to you. This can be used in conjunction with the "Look of Pure Disgust". 

The "Painfully Nice":
This works best with a couple nods. 

The "Absolutely Not.":
Slowly shake your head to convey the level of your disgust (i.e. as high as possible)

The "Slow Blink"
Make sure not to break eye contact and make very slow and clearly annoyed blinks as if you cannot believe how stupid they are. 

And if nothing else works:
The "Middle Finger":
The over-exaggerated smile is required for this to work. 

I hope this was helpful/entertaining. 
My computer is getting way too hot on my lap so I think it's time for this post to end...